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The name is Kat. Or Kitty. And this is my Korner. Have a look around

Last cut: Just assume I do it every day now

~Bisexual pride~


'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(Source: annehathahere, via dutchster)



bombing:

great pickup lines for the club 

  • why is this music so loud?
  • why is this music so loud?
  • why is this music so loud?
  • why is this music so loud?
  • why is this music so loud?


bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

(via bombing)



bombing:

Top 20 Reasons To FUCK OFF



bombing:

it’s so nice to finally meet you. you look just like your online dating picture so that’s a nice surprise haha. sorry about the sunglasses, i know we’re indoors but they’re glued to my face



bombing:

me: the chuck e cheese security guards were very physical and abusive and i can assure you that i will never return to their rat filled establishment

judge: is it true you were attempting to masturbate in the ball pit while yelling about the illuminati?

me: fuck off. next question



bombing:

i want a goddamn milkshake



bombing:

no i don’t regret spending my family fortune on a multi billion dollar stadium where thousands could come and watch me roll around on the floor and eat grass. get the hell out of my office



bombing:

just finished the 2 year nyan cat continuous loop. time to start gangnam style



bombing:

WHERE ARE MY NUNCHUCKS MOTHER? WHERE ARE MY NUNCHUCKS MOTHER? WHERE ARE MY NUNCHUCKS MOTHER? WHERE ARE MY NUNCHUCKS MOTHER? WHERE ARE M